hitz world

Next time you have an “I hate my job” day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by “Johnson and
Johnson.” Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your
bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside
table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement: “Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested.”
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: “I am so glad I do not
work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company.”
Have a great week, and remember, there is always someone who has a worse job
than you have!

Not to be “too kind” to our bosses

Posted by UgLy on Jul 4, ‘07 10:40 PM for everyone

This story tells us not to be ‘too kind’ to our bosses: Here it goes:

There’s this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionare as a
house guard.

One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch an early morning
flight to conclude a business deal, Jaga Singh ran out from the guard
house and stopped the millionaire’s car just right in front of the gate.

He said ‘Sir..Sir..are you going to board a plane?’

‘Yes, why?’ asked the millionaire.

‘You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the
plane going to crash.’

Curious over the early morning fright that Jaga Singh had given, the
multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip.

‘You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.’

The following day, there were news reports that the plane which the
millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed.

‘Thank God I cancelled the trip,.’ the rich man said.

Realising that what Jaga Singh had said had come true, he called the
Singh to see him.

When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his
salary and FIRED him. WHY ?

Think first….

Use your brains

Use your brains!!!!!

Still no idea??

Come on…… it is very easy….

Still drawing a blank????

Just imagine you are the Singh and you have saved your boss’s
life……..

OK, since you do not want to ‘use your brains’ like Jaga Singh before
You talk to your boss……….
Just scroll down for the answer…

ANSWER:

Jaga Singh was supposed to guard the house at night …NOT to Sleep and
Dream all night!!!!!
So, GO BACK TO WORK!! and Don’t bother to try to save your boss’s life!!
Haha!!!